what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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