and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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