Jerry, you need to find god
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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