Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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