Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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