I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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