Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize