My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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