I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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