Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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