doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We're like a lot better than the average bears
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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