Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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