Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
bring money and cleavage
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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