First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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