why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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