And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
