we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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