problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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