we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It was like getting head from an anaconda
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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