took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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