when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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