she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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