just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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