Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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