I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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