i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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