Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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