the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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