It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
