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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm both gender and math confused
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