super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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