Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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