I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Can I color on your dick again?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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