like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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