If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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