my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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