I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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