chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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