There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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