Sponge bath it is.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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