i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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