so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
