what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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