Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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