My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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