i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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