DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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