I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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