I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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