as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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