Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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