doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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